So, today I read this article comparing the syntax of Java 5 and ActionScript 3.

Of note:

• Function overloading is not allowed in ActionScript 3. What’s the workaround for that?
• Exception handling: ActionScript can throw not only Error Objects, but numbers… So, a function of a Monkey class could throw 900.

That’s poo in case you didn’t get it. There’s no number for F, so ActionScript monkeys can’t throw feces.